My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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15th September 2012

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Um, can you say much needed ego boost? HELLO ladies! Welcome to my blog. I’m flattered. Maybe you’d let me take you out for some steak tacos and decent conversation? 

Um, can you say much needed ego boost? HELLO ladies! Welcome to my blog. I’m flattered. Maybe you’d let me take you out for some steak tacos and decent conversation? 

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  1. sloppyvirginloser said: Yeah we broke up. I dunno, she just had needy tits. I like tits that can be their own person, do their own thing. Needy tits stress me.
  2. sarahluz said: just snorted over ‘needytits’
  3. shalommotherfucker reblogged this from brailleinducedseizure
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  5. irrisss said: dang i wanted that url
  6. irrisss reblogged this from theidiotking
  7. jeblaguejeblog said: Steak tacos! You are the best date ever.
  8. mykicks said: needytits follows me too
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