My name is Dave Horwitz.
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16th September 2012

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10 Embarrassing Things

  1. Drew Barrymore’s “Cellar Door” speech from Donnie Darko.
  2. The Offspring’s “Cruising California” video (and song).
  3. Untagging or deleting an entire failed relationship’s worth of Facebook pictures.
  4. Companies that sell t-shirts for internet memes that won’t be relevant the second after you buy them. 
  5. 95% of all text messages.
  6. The use of “Bad To The Bone,” “I Feel Good,” and now “How You Like Me Now” in movie trailers.
  7. Getting busted looking at an attractive person in the car next to you at a red light.
  8. Single people who transparently wander around house parties until 4:30 AM.
  9. This late 90s commercial for McCain Elio’s Pizza Pockets.
  10. Old white men.

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  5. lieslieslies said: Just saw Miller comm with ‘How You LIke Me Now’ for the 1st time. Who’s the jag going ‘and lets use that song EVERYONE uses to sell trucks, condoms, beers, abortions, born-again christian dating sites, etc etc etc etc’
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