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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
OH YEAH BABY ME TOO I TOTALLY LIKE THE SEXY STUFF THAT’S WHAT I’M INTO LIKE I’LL SAY TO YOU SOMETHING LIKE HEY IS THAT YOUR BUTT BECAUSE THE SEX STORE CALLED AND THERE’S A RECALL SO YOU HAVE TO BRING YOUR BUTT BACK TO THE STORE FOR A REFUND OF THAT SWEET BUTT AND ALSO YOUR BOOBS ARE LIKE WHAAAAAAAT FORGET IT WITH THOSE THINGS WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING WITH THOSE TATERS YOU GOTTA BRING EM OVER HERE FOR A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING seriously what is sex i don’t know and i’m embarrassed
(Source: darrenstummy-moved)