My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com

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6th March 2010

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My best friend from high school is recently single, ladies...

  • DAVE: If you love something, set it free. That is from Facebook profiles.
  • BRET: Yeah well, I didn't love her and now she is free, so, there's that.

Tagged: Bret from Boston

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