My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. Oh, and I
Tweet. And if that wasn't enough, I'm on Vyou.
DEHorwitz@gmail.com

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20th March 2010

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Why must we limit the shape of processed chicken foods to amorphous blobs? Burger King’s genius crack marketing team and award-winning line cooks answered that question with the kind of reckless abandon usually reserved for fusion cuisine and astronaut food. “Replace potato with chicken, replace potato with chicken” was the mantra that echoed through the boardroom and filled VPs and office temps alike with glee.
— My hilarious friend Jennie started blogging for the comedy site DipDive. Here, she rallies  against Burger King’s Chicken Fries. You should probably bookmark that shit, if you know what’s good for you.
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