My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com
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My Friend Bret and I Compare LA girls to Boston Girls
- ME: She said, "I had my first and last lesbian experience last week."
- ME: Then she walked away.
- BRET: Nice, that's awesome.
- ME: It is?
- BRET: Well, what do you think, girls just say stuff like that here in Boston?
- BRET: No, they say, "here we go Bruins, here we go *clap, clap*"
- ME: Sure they say it, but they say it with a thick Boston accent and a mouth full of Fenway Frank.
- BRET: It's so sadly true.
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