My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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11th April 2010

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My Friend Bret and I Compare LA girls to Boston Girls

  • ME: She said, "I had my first and last lesbian experience last week."
  • ME: Then she walked away.
  • BRET: Nice, that's awesome.
  • ME: It is?
  • BRET: Well, what do you think, girls just say stuff like that here in Boston?
  • BRET: No, they say, "here we go Bruins, here we go *clap, clap*"
  • ME: Sure they say it, but they say it with a thick Boston accent and a mouth full of Fenway Frank.
  • BRET: It's so sadly true.

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