My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com
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My Friend Bret On Giving Up On His Dreams
- BRET: If I was where I am now and thought I sucked at all the things I do...wow, I don't know, I think I would walk down to the nearest commercial industrial park, pick an address, ask for a job application, and call it a life.
- DAVE: Get married to a women you never loved.
- BRET: Wow, I didn't even plan for that but yeah probably. Probably meet her at the office, where I would make jokes about coffee that people would only laugh at to be polite.
- DAVE: HAHAHA
- BRET: in their defense, the jokes would not be funny.
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