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29th May 2010

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My Friend Bret & I Discuss Relationships That End Because Of Distance

BRET: So, she moved back to NY yesterday.
ME: Boooooo!
BRET:  We were absolutely en route to happy relationship town. It was really quick.
ME: I’m sorry, that must be hard.
BRET: I mean, what can ya do, she is going to grad school in August at Wash U in St. Louis.
ME:  Oh that’s when I would have said “if you stay in Boston, I’ll Wash U, if you know what I’m sayin’…” and then raised my eyebrows several hundred times.
BRET:  Yeah, I basically did shit like that all the time.

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