My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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27th June 2011

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ALL OF THE LIGHTS

Stop lights
Traffic lights
Flashlights
Strobe lights
Flood Lights
Neon Lights
White Lights
Black Lights
Infrared Lights
Marlboro Lights
Recessed Lighting
Track Lighting (seriously, honey, we should really look into this for the den!)
Lightsabers
Light Brights
Lightcycles from Tron and Tron: Legacy
Lifesavers (specifically the Tropical kind)
Ladysmith Black Mambazo

Tagged: listomania

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    cool down kanina haha cheerdanceee :”>
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    hahaha that last one. i love this guy.
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