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13th July 2011

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Have you guys seen the trailer for The Change Up? No? Okay, go watch it. Click THIS. Did you watch it? Good. So you saw the scene where Leslie Mann narrowly avoids getting raped by having Thai food related diarrhea and/or farts. Right? Are you with me? The movie, which looks like a piece of steaming garbage, is about Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds switching bodies because Bateman, a family man with a wife and kids, wishes he could be a swinging single shithead like Reynolds. So… at the end of the trailer, Reynolds (in Bateman’s body), starts looking at Leslie Mann with intent to bone. And he audibly says “I’M GOING TO RUIN HER.” Note: her character DOESN’T KNOW that the man in her bed is not her husband. Isn’t that non-consensual?  It doesn’t matter whether or not it is, because it never gets that far. Because Mann poops and farts and Reynolds loses his rape boner. “I think I need to cool it on the Thai food,” she says, embarrassed. And Reynolds/Bateman is SO GROSSED OUT that he’s like, “nah, not going to trick this dude’s wife into fucking me tonight.” What’s the moral? I guess it’s that you should always carry a carton of Pad Thai around with with you at night if you don’t have any pepper spray. I guess? Man, fuck this movie.

Have you guys seen the trailer for The Change Up? No? Okay, go watch it. Click THIS. Did you watch it? Good. So you saw the scene where Leslie Mann narrowly avoids getting raped by having Thai food related diarrhea and/or farts. Right? Are you with me?

The movie, which looks like a piece of steaming garbage, is about Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds switching bodies because Bateman, a family man with a wife and kids, wishes he could be a swinging single shithead like Reynolds. So… at the end of the trailer, Reynolds (in Bateman’s body), starts looking at Leslie Mann with intent to bone. And he audibly says “I’M GOING TO RUIN HER.” Note: her character DOESN’T KNOW that the man in her bed is not her husband. Isn’t that non-consensual? 

It doesn’t matter whether or not it is, because it never gets that far. Because Mann poops and farts and Reynolds loses his rape boner. “I think I need to cool it on the Thai food,” she says, embarrassed. And Reynolds/Bateman is SO GROSSED OUT that he’s like, “nah, not going to trick this dude’s wife into fucking me tonight.”

What’s the moral? I guess it’s that you should always carry a carton of Pad Thai around with with you at night if you don’t have any pepper spray. I guess? Man, fuck this movie.

Tagged: Fuck this movie

  1. ipessimist reblogged this from lamuchacha and added:
    jesus, it’s a fucking movie, im sure the entire world would be outraged if the act of switching minds and screwing some...
  2. sleepssundays reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    Exactly what I thought on seeing...trailer. I’d expect this shit from
  3. lamuchacha reblogged this from theidiotking
  4. kristyyyn said: I saw that for the first time tonight and was genuinely disgusted by this and the rest of what looks like a horrendous movie. Thank you.
  5. prettyxoxo reblogged this from theidiotking
  6. film-schooled reblogged this from kimbrulee
  7. hypocritelecteuse said: And I love the overtone of “HOW DARE SHE kill a man’s rape-boner. Conduct unbefitting a lady!”
  8. tessastrain said: yeah, that’s the absolute fucking worst
  9. atencio said: Dude, using poop and narrowly-avoided rape is really in right now in comedy writing. Get with the times, bro.
  10. mllesoleil reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    hahahahaha love it
  11. kimbrulee reblogged this from theidiotking