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Have you guys seen the trailer for The Change Up? No? Okay, go watch it. Click THIS. Did you watch it? Good. So you saw the scene where Leslie Mann narrowly avoids getting raped by having Thai food related diarrhea and/or farts. Right? Are you with me?
The movie, which looks like a piece of steaming garbage, is about Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds switching bodies because Bateman, a family man with a wife and kids, wishes he could be a swinging single shithead like Reynolds. So… at the end of the trailer, Reynolds (in Bateman’s body), starts looking at Leslie Mann with intent to bone. And he audibly says “I’M GOING TO RUIN HER.” Note: her character DOESN’T KNOW that the man in her bed is not her husband. Isn’t that non-consensual?
It doesn’t matter whether or not it is, because it never gets that far. Because Mann poops and farts and Reynolds loses his rape boner. “I think I need to cool it on the Thai food,” she says, embarrassed. And Reynolds/Bateman is SO GROSSED OUT that he’s like, “nah, not going to trick this dude’s wife into fucking me tonight.”
What’s the moral? I guess it’s that you should always carry a carton of Pad Thai around with with you at night if you don’t have any pepper spray. I guess? Man, fuck this movie.