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14th July 2011

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Every girl is named Katie.
— My new, untested theory. Feedback encouraged.
  1. thepolaroidkid reblogged this from theidiotking
  2. clairefoley said: In the south, it’s Mary ____. I know more than 20 of these girls
  3. jonsaidbitterly reblogged this from theidiotking
  4. tessastrain said: One year at summer camp my group (of 20!) had two Katies, a Katy, and a Kate. So I obviously agree.
  5. heroesandheroines said: Part two of this theory should read, “Unless you meet two girls at once, in which case their names are Hannah and Hayley.”
  6. flamelikeme said: feel like this is my one chance to assert some sort of as-yet dormant algorithmic scientific genius, but then i got distracted by some other tabs open and i guess my name is kinda similar to katie so sure
  7. jerrythenipper said: Yes. Because my name is Katie.
  8. ebtpearce said: how did you know that that was my secret name??
  9. madeincuracao said: She must be special.
  10. mikekarnell said: or Catie
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