My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. Oh, and I
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27th March 2009

Link reblogged from Randy Liedtke with 10 notes

Chat With a Stranger! →

randyliedtke:

theidiotking:

less gross than you’d think, more adorable than you’d expect.

This is fun for some reason, not over run by spammers and wierd sex people, atleast not from my experiences.  One person claimed to be me in the future and answered 3 questions for me.

You: Hello you’re talking to a bona fide celebrity!

Stranger: Am I

You: yes I am the actress Cameron Diaz

Stranger: I hate your acting

You: i’m not surprised!

You: i’m not very talented!

Stranger: You’re exactly right

You: i have performed countless acts of fellatio to get where i am right now.

You: fellatio trumps talent!

Stranger: For females it does

You: ask me anything!

Stranger: When you look in the mirror do you weep a little?

You: only when it’s the mirror i snort cocaine off of.

You: next question!

Stranger: Would you stand on, and ultimately obliterate the neck of a small child?

You: would it help me get a supporting actress oscar?

Stranger: Probably not

Stranger: Might get you a Razzie

You: I’d still do it

You: thre’s no such thing as bad press.

Stranger: That’s the spirit!

You: i used to smile more..

Stranger: Until you realized it was a hideous smile?

You: ..You: yes.

You have disconnected.

  1. lunchbreak reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    If you want to know if the person you’re talking to on Omegle has a Tumblr, throw out the phrase, “What we invented…” If...
  2. atencio reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    This is kind of addicting.
  3. theidiotking reblogged this from randyliedtke and added:
    You: Hello you’re talking to a bona fide celebrity! Am I yes I am the actress Cameron Diaz I hate your acting i’m...
  4. randyliedtke reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    This is fun for some reason, not over run by spammers and wierd sex people, atleast not from my experiences. One person...
  5. lindsaykatai reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    Well, Dave found it adorable, so I gave it a shot. Here are my results:
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