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30th August 2011

Photo reblogged from drink your juice. with 124 notes

drinkyourjuice:

I know everyone is talking about this for the “ha-ha it’s like they gave a retarded person a thesaurus” factor, but it’s actually kind of fascinating.
She’s taken a few traits — and granted, she’s 16, so the traits she’s chosen are really obvious ones (tits, blonde hair, makeup, anything a four year old would tell you is “pretty”) — an exacerbated them to a ridiculous extent under the American scientific law of More is More. It’s like performance art.
This is a person — a child — who is beginning (and ending) her career by attempting to monetize on having no self esteem. How she was born looking is irrelevant. She knows how people want her to look. What she did today is irrelevant. She knows what you want to picture her doing. Same with her thoughts, her emotions, her goals.
It’s a person at the very beginning of their life already deciding that everything is more important than anything they have to offer/might offer down the road, and holy crap how weird is that? I mean, she’s going to have a mental break at 18, but what a study. What a picture of womanhood.

yes.

drinkyourjuice:

I know everyone is talking about this for the “ha-ha it’s like they gave a retarded person a thesaurus” factor, but it’s actually kind of fascinating.

She’s taken a few traits — and granted, she’s 16, so the traits she’s chosen are really obvious ones (tits, blonde hair, makeup, anything a four year old would tell you is “pretty”) — an exacerbated them to a ridiculous extent under the American scientific law of More is More. It’s like performance art.

This is a person — a child — who is beginning (and ending) her career by attempting to monetize on having no self esteem. How she was born looking is irrelevant. She knows how people want her to look. What she did today is irrelevant. She knows what you want to picture her doing. Same with her thoughts, her emotions, her goals.

It’s a person at the very beginning of their life already deciding that everything is more important than anything they have to offer/might offer down the road, and holy crap how weird is that? I mean, she’s going to have a mental break at 18, but what a study. What a picture of womanhood.

yes.

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  5. timesfancy reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    really interesting...different reasons. A lot...it has to do...
  6. 93showers reblogged this from hollywoodhighs and added:
    i wonder how she came up, to be this way.
  7. galaxyhithhiker said: Wow just looked her up on google and just…wow.
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  9. samusmaximus reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    wait, what the fuck, i’m new to this, can someone explain what’s going on?