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TV: (Jimmy Kimmel Live is on) Next on the show we’ve got Norm MacDonald!
AUNT: I HATE Norm MacDonald.
BROTHER: You know he’s one of Dave’s favorite comedians, right?
AUNT: I don’t believe you. He’s horrible.
(She laughs through the whole interview)
AUNT: I’ve never seen that comedian before. There’s another Norm MacDonald that I hate.
ME: No there isn’t.
AUNT: Yes, there’s a comedian named Norm MacDonald who’s short and fat.
ME: Nope, you’re wrong.
AUNT: Google it. (I do. Nothing shows up)
ME: Sorry, still wrong.
AUNT: On Cheers, the fat one? His name was Norm. Norm Macdonald.
ME: Norm Peterson? That was George Wendt.
AUNT: I hate him.
ME: How have you never seen Norm MacDonald before? He was on SNL for YEARS.
AUNT: Never get old.