My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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1st July 2011

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Girls who wear glasses actually look better when the glasses are on top of their head than when they’re wearing them, because putting them up on their head pulls their hair up away from their eyes so you can see their faces better.
— an actual “theory” I was working on in 9th grade. It was as unpopular as you might imagine, mostly because it made no sense.

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