My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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8th August 2011

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The best part of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark is CLEARLY the Jay Leno Watermelon.

The best part of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark is CLEARLY the Jay Leno Watermelon.

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12th June 2011

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6th June 2011

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The Synopsis For The Human Centipede II

Is CRAZY. Like… bad crazy. I blame you, everyone who saw the first one on a dare.

The principal focus of The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims. Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’.

(via Aintitcoolnews)

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