My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com

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16th August 2011

Link reblogged from SLACK LUST. VOL. 14 & 15 LYING/PRIMAL with 41 notes

SLACKLUST: 27 Is Not The Final Destination - DAVE HORWITZ →

I’m turning 28 on Friday, and I wrote a piece for Slacklust about how all I want for my birthday is not to die. 

Tagged: deathhumorfinal destinationdave horwitzdealbreaker27 club

9th December 2010

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This was a response to today’s Dealbreaker entry, “You’ve Slept With Everyone I Know.”
I’m too busy to fully respond to this right now, so here are some bullet pointed thoughts about this.
The views expressed on Dealbreaker are often times not the personal views of Marisa and/or I.
Dealbreaker is all about personal gripes that all kinds of people have with the dating world at large. 
Selections are chosen based on their comedic worth alone, and political correctness/sensitivity does not factor into the process at all.
Thank you for following us for so long. We’ll miss you.
SLUT SHAMING!!!!!

This was a response to today’s Dealbreaker entry, “You’ve Slept With Everyone I Know.”

I’m too busy to fully respond to this right now, so here are some bullet pointed thoughts about this.

  • The views expressed on Dealbreaker are often times not the personal views of Marisa and/or I.
  • Dealbreaker is all about personal gripes that all kinds of people have with the dating world at large.
  • Selections are chosen based on their comedic worth alone, and political correctness/sensitivity does not factor into the process at all.
  • Thank you for following us for so long. We’ll miss you.
  • SLUT SHAMING!!!!!

Tagged: dealbreaker

5th October 2010

Audio with 350 plays reblogged from Cocktails for Two with 5 notes

cocktailscast:

Ep. 13 - A Visit From @dealbreakerblog

Diana and Katai chat it up with their pals Dave and Marisa of http://dealbreaker.tumblr.com. Topics breached: reincarnation, Punany Poets, and, of course, Dave and Marisa’s book - ‘Dealbreaker: the Definitive List of Dating Offenses.’

BUY THE BOOK!

Make a reservation for ‘You Should Use This!’

Go to the book signing!

This podcast is fun, and by the end of it, I am drunk. It is completely and utterly obvious.

Tagged: dealbreakercocktails for twoyou can't bring me anywhere