My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com

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15th October 2012

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My best bud/comedy partner Mookie and I were on the great podcast Before You Were Funny doing staged readings of the worst sketches we’ve ever written. Click through to listen. It’s a goddamn disgrace and an abomination to the very concept of comedy. Don’t miss it!

My best bud/comedy partner Mookie and I were on the great podcast Before You Were Funny doing staged readings of the worst sketches we’ve ever written. Click through to listen. It’s a goddamn disgrace and an abomination to the very concept of comedy. Don’t miss it!

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12th October 2012

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Brave  -Starring Charlyne Yi, Jon Glover, and Dave Horwitz

Here I play a male prostitute.

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15th August 2012

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Hi Ho Silver Oh - My Confessor

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19th July 2012

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Mercedes and I went back and forth on Instagram RE: a photo of a Sunset Strip billboard. Shit got heated.

Mercedes and I went back and forth on Instagram RE: a photo of a Sunset Strip billboard. Shit got heated.

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9th July 2012

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Scream-smiling is going to catch on, trust me.

Scream-smiling is going to catch on, trust me.

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5th July 2012

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July 5th

July 5th

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20th April 2012

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I didn’t think I was being anonymous— my name is all over it,” Becker tells SF Weekly. “And like Mark Twain said, ‘Reports of my death due to balls cancer have been greatly exaggerated.’
— Justin Becker, one of my closest friends and most frequent collaborators, has outed himself in the SF Weekly as the author of the faux-Chris Kattan screenplay Peepers, which has shown up mysteriously in bookstores all over the West Coast. He went viral with BOOKS, which I think elevates him to supergenius status automatically.

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27th February 2012

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jamesurbaniak:

The long-awaited third episode of TOPIC A WITH JAMES URBANIAK is now online! Actual twentysomething Alison Agosti is my guest in a hard-hitting look at the MILLENNIALS.

(Previously: Episode 1, Episode 2)

Alison is one of my favorite people and she loves to talk about how she doesn’t like performing but look how great she is in this, performing like a performer.

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5th December 2011

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See You Then, Then

Directed By Trevor Byrne

Starring Pearl Wible, Tallie Medel, Landon Zackheim, Dave Horwitz, & Sunita Mani

This is a 100% improvised short made by my ex-roommate and current friend Trevor Byrne (with camera work by Sam Molleur). The actors were told their relationships to each other and the basic premise, and that’s it. 

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5th September 2011

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Let’s play Guess The Subtext!
This is my friend James! I don’t trust him, but I sure do like him!
“This is the boss. He always had a smile on his face, but if you crossed him, he’d slit your throat. Never get too comfortable around the boss.”
He just told me that he fucked my sister right before this was taken. I’m not happy about it, and I don’t even have a sister.
Instead of “say cheese,” Robyn said, “Dave, you’ll never be as tall as him.”
He farted.
all of the above.

Let’s play Guess The Subtext!

  1. This is my friend James! I don’t trust him, but I sure do like him!
  2. “This is the boss. He always had a smile on his face, but if you crossed him, he’d slit your throat. Never get too comfortable around the boss.”
  3. He just told me that he fucked my sister right before this was taken. I’m not happy about it, and I don’t even have a sister.
  4. Instead of “say cheese,” Robyn said, “Dave, you’ll never be as tall as him.”
  5. He farted.
  6. all of the above.

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