I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. Oh, and I
Tweet. And if that wasn't enough, I'm on Vyou.
DEHorwitz@gmail.com
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I didn’t think I was being anonymous— my name is all over it,” Becker tells SF Weekly. “And like Mark Twain said, ‘Reports of my death due to balls cancer have been greatly exaggerated.’
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The long-awaited third episode of TOPIC A WITH JAMES URBANIAK is now online! Actual twentysomething Alison Agosti is my guest in a hard-hitting look at the MILLENNIALS.
Alison is one of my favorite people and she loves to talk about how she doesn’t like performing but look how great she is in this, performing like a performer.
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See You Then, Then
Directed By Trevor Byrne
Starring Pearl Wible, Tallie Medel, Landon Zackheim, Dave Horwitz, & Sunita Mani
This is a 100% improvised short made by my ex-roommate and current friend Trevor Byrne (with camera work by Sam Molleur). The actors were told their relationships to each other and the basic premise, and that’s it.
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Let’s play Guess The Subtext!
- This is my friend James! I don’t trust him, but I sure do like him!
- “This is the boss. He always had a smile on his face, but if you crossed him, he’d slit your throat. Never get too comfortable around the boss.”
- He just told me that he fucked my sister right before this was taken. I’m not happy about it, and I don’t even have a sister.
- Instead of “say cheese,” Robyn said, “Dave, you’ll never be as tall as him.”
- He farted.
- all of the above.
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If you are in need of special effects for a project you wrote and shot in 2009 and don’t know how to finish on your own, I suggest you hire Chris VanArtsdalen. Damn!
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Words 3x: A Back And Forth
The following are a series of emails I shared with my friend Eleanore this morning. They took place over the course of 5 minutes.
DAVE: Don’t give up on me, dad. -American Beauty
ELEANORE: I gave up on being an American beauty. -dad
DAVE: I gave my beautiful dad an american bean.
ELEANORE: My dad is an American bean.
DAVE: The beans of my American Dad are beautiful.
ELEANORE: But my dad is an American bean… beautifully. so.
DAVE: My beautiful beans are as American as my dad.
Fin.
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