I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. Oh, and I
Tweet. And if that wasn't enough, I'm on Vyou.
DEHorwitz@gmail.com
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South Park - “Jackin’ it in San Diego”
I am an adult male and I think this is really funny and I don’t care. If that means I have to go back to 4th grade, Billy Madison style, so be it.
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Hasan Minhaj is pissed off at Ashton Kutcher, and he’s also really fucking funny.
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I didn’t think I was being anonymous— my name is all over it,” Becker tells SF Weekly. “And like Mark Twain said, ‘Reports of my death due to balls cancer have been greatly exaggerated.’
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Words 3x: A Back And Forth
The following are a series of emails I shared with my friend Eleanore this morning. They took place over the course of 5 minutes.
DAVE: Don’t give up on me, dad. -American Beauty
ELEANORE: I gave up on being an American beauty. -dad
DAVE: I gave my beautiful dad an american bean.
ELEANORE: My dad is an American bean.
DAVE: The beans of my American Dad are beautiful.
ELEANORE: But my dad is an American bean… beautifully. so.
DAVE: My beautiful beans are as American as my dad.
Fin.
