My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. Oh, and I
Tweet. And if that wasn't enough, I'm on Vyou.
DEHorwitz@gmail.com
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. Oh, and I
Tweet. And if that wasn't enough, I'm on Vyou.
DEHorwitz@gmail.com
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I didn’t think I was being anonymous— my name is all over it,” Becker tells SF Weekly. “And like Mark Twain said, ‘Reports of my death due to balls cancer have been greatly exaggerated.’
— Justin Becker, one of my closest friends and most frequent collaborators, has outed himself in the SF Weekly as the author of the faux-Chris Kattan screenplay Peepers, which has shown up mysteriously in bookstores all over the West Coast. He went viral with BOOKS, which I think elevates him to supergenius status automatically.
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This is what happened when Alison posted a picture on my wall called “Beagle Party.”
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Let’s play Guess The Subtext!
- This is my friend James! I don’t trust him, but I sure do like him!
- “This is the boss. He always had a smile on his face, but if you crossed him, he’d slit your throat. Never get too comfortable around the boss.”
- He just told me that he fucked my sister right before this was taken. I’m not happy about it, and I don’t even have a sister.
- Instead of “say cheese,” Robyn said, “Dave, you’ll never be as tall as him.”
- He farted.
- all of the above.
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Words 3x: A Back And Forth
The following are a series of emails I shared with my friend Eleanore this morning. They took place over the course of 5 minutes.
DAVE: Don’t give up on me, dad. -American Beauty
ELEANORE: I gave up on being an American beauty. -dad
DAVE: I gave my beautiful dad an american bean.
ELEANORE: My dad is an American bean.
DAVE: The beans of my American Dad are beautiful.
ELEANORE: But my dad is an American bean… beautifully. so.
DAVE: My beautiful beans are as American as my dad.
Fin.
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