I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com
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DJALTERNATIVE & Cocoon Central Dance Team - Cheeseburger IS Paradise/Easy Lazy
You probably don’t know that you need this video in your life, but you’ll know after you watch it.
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My best bud/comedy partner Mookie and I were on the great podcast Before You Were Funny doing staged readings of the worst sketches we’ve ever written. Click through to listen. It’s a goddamn disgrace and an abomination to the very concept of comedy. Don’t miss it!
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Mercedes and I went back and forth on Instagram RE: a photo of a Sunset Strip billboard. Shit got heated.
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I didn’t think I was being anonymous— my name is all over it,” Becker tells SF Weekly. “And like Mark Twain said, ‘Reports of my death due to balls cancer have been greatly exaggerated.’
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This is what happened when Alison posted a picture on my wall called “Beagle Party.”
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Let’s play Guess The Subtext!
- This is my friend James! I don’t trust him, but I sure do like him!
- “This is the boss. He always had a smile on his face, but if you crossed him, he’d slit your throat. Never get too comfortable around the boss.”
- He just told me that he fucked my sister right before this was taken. I’m not happy about it, and I don’t even have a sister.
- Instead of “say cheese,” Robyn said, “Dave, you’ll never be as tall as him.”
- He farted.
- all of the above.
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