I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com
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She came back, but obviously we got in another one of our famous fights :(
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Sk8r Boi Pt. 2?
- ANGELEA: The dudes were kinda East Coast types.
- DAVE: What does that mean? I'm an East Coast dude...
- ANGELA: Like a baseball hat light denim keg party.
- DAVE: That sounds like an Avril Lavigne lyric.
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The Internet Romance That Almost Was
Oh man. They say love happens when you least expect it, and that could not have been more true today. Funclara3@aol.com wants to chat, OUT OF THE BLUE! And I’m all, uh… YEAH I APPROVE. So we get to talking. You know, the usual: 22/F, she’s just hanging out, chatting, and then she drops it: SHE’S BORED. I’m thinking come on Dave, you’re a master conversationalist, WOW her! But before I can even dig into my go-to topics like stamp collecting (*SIKE I totally talk about rock bands as my go to edgy opener with ladies), she drops a bomb: sexy girls stripping? UM… YES PLEASE! If it sounds like a dream come true, you can put emphasis on the dream part, because before I knew it, she was gone! Man this is just my luck too. Clara, if you’re out there, I’ll be waiting, and my status is definitely AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
