My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com
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My Brother the Jetsetter
- ME: What's in Arizona?
- HIM: Brett's house. Friends went there. Pool, Nice weather, hot tub, tennis. Fun times.
- ME: Ah, Brett as in that rich college kid?
- HIM: No, that's Erik. I have a lot of rich friends.
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I like that I’m the only one in the office. I can fart.
— My brother, on working on a Saturday
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I will bring different hats to represent my diff. skills/what i bring to the table.
— My brother, letting me know his strategy for a business pitch he has tomorrow.
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“I have no recollection of this. I’m guessing I repressed the memory to prevent nightmares.”
-My brother commenting on this old photo I posted on Facebook, Re: the beard I briefly had several years ago.
