My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.

DEHorwitz at gmail . com

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19th September 2011

Link reblogged from Jessica Williams with 25 notes

Jessica Williams: An Adorable List of Words and Names that My Mother Refuses to Pronounce Correctly: →

msjwilly:

“Tweeter”= Twitter

“Epiphomy”= Epiphany

“Chipotles”= Chipotle

“Tes-tos-trogen”= A tricky one, a combination of Testosterone and Estrogen. She usually mean Testosterone.

Ambercrunkie= Abercrombie

“Cities Brigade”= The Upright Citizens Brigade

“Angela Joe…” (She usually trails off in…

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